These days I just pray my boy’s not taking his 22 year old penis out at some other woman’s table, if you know what I mean. Well, actually, he probably is, right? So let me add that I hope he’s at least using a “napkin.”
Sorry for the X-rated comment….It’s late.
From the mouth of a mother of a little boy…how do I know? Been there!
What suzicate said – any mother of a little boy would find this COMPLETELY plausible!
Oh, that’s priceless!!
These days I just pray my boy’s not taking his 22 year old penis out at some other woman’s table, if you know what I mean. Well, actually, he probably is, right? So let me add that I hope he’s at least using a “napkin.”
Sorry for the X-rated comment….It’s late.
HA! I’ll assume you were saying that to your son and not to hubby! HA! (Boys will be boys!)
OMG, so funny I think I just peed myself. My son thinks his penis is a handle.
Ha, that’s a good one! Last night, I heard my husband yelling at the kids to take their letters off of their heads and eat them. Alphabet fries.
Hehe. That’s what parenting does for you.
Things I said this weekend, in public no less. “Why can’t you boys just hold on to your balls!?”
Rubber balls, not the other kind. But still.